Let’s start like this – girls are like beautiful delicate flowers, but sometimes, even delicate flowers can be irritating as hell (That’s true, and probably you know it!). You pamper us and love us, you’re charming, you’re sweet and without you life won’t be fun. But when you remind us of how ugly we are in comparison, how unorganized our lives are and that we don’t care about your emotions, because we don’t always understand your tears – it is nauseating.
So, if you want to be to be 100 percent happy with us, take note of the five habits of girls that irritate boys:
5. I don’t have clothes to wear……..Do I look fat?
Ok, first things first. Just before going out on a date, girls usually call up their boyfriends and go Ohh haa about ‘I just don’t have anything pretty to wear today!’ And, this is precisely said when they’re actually standing in front of their closet full of clothes, jewelry, shoes, and what not. This is applicable to almost every second girl in the world!
And, then comes the moment of judgment when you meet. Even before they’ve said ‘hello’ they ask you ‘Am I looking fat?’ And, exactly when you tell them ‘No darling you’re not,’ their world falls apart. Not because not being fat is good, but because this means you’ve not looked at them carefully. It’s tricky, really. Girls should know better but they are not going to change anyway!
4. Tears that never stop…….
It’s like girls have a hidden reserve of tears that never runs dry. Take them to a funeral or wedding, take them to a happy movie or a sad; they will sob, and sob on your freshly ironed shirts. Probably if there was a sobbing competition, they would not stop and end up killing each other.
But, the question still remains-where do all these tears come from?
If you’re a boy fed up with your girl’s emotional outbursts, you should perhaps take up the opportunity to strengthen your relationship! And girls, stop being like little lily flowers all the time because your boy almost certainly likes you more when you are smiling.
3. Saying I’m fine, when they’re exactly not
Ok, so you promised a lunch date to your girlfriend and just in time when you’re about to leave for the day, your best friend calls you for an emergency. You tell your girlfriend the story over phone and promise that you’d meet her the next day.
In the evening, the guilty you again calls her says ‘I’m sorry baby, we’ll meet tomorrow. Hope you’re fine with that?’ She’s says she’s fine and hangs on you. The next day, she meets you with a cold smile, a red face, all ready to pounce on you, and you cross the limit to ask again ‘Is everything fine?’ She says ‘Yes’ and then a halo forms over your head and the truth daunts upon you – No, she’s not fine.
2. Gossip, gossip and yes they love to Gossip
The idea of having fun to girls is gossiping! They can incessantly ramble on without having a tad of sympathy for you. They’ll talk about cats, get mean and bitchy about other beautiful girls, condemn your family, tell you all about the makeup they’ve just bought; bore you with other people’s love stories and why they’re not as perfect as yours, and the list seems to have no end.
What’s more is – science too has proved that in comparison, women speak 20,000 words a day, whereas poor men use a mere 7,000.
Boys have to deal with it – there is no way out!
1. Their motto in life – I must make him a new man
Girls are never satisfied with just a few changes in you. First they begin with your hairstyle, shoes, clothes, and then they move on to change how you behave with your friends, and then they tell you how you should treat your mom. But, this is of course just the beginning. They have a target, they took a solemn oath when they met you- ‘I must make him a new man.’
They try showing you they’re perfectionists, when underneath they’re secretly dissatisfied with themselves. They never admit it; they only deflect their unhappiness by trying to see you perfect.
I’m sure you wish they were honest with you. You don’t really mind sharing your imperfection with them – right?
